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Today's glass humor Moonraker 06-14-2007
Posted by Moonraker on June 14, 2007, 12:39 pm
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A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio.

"Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle and
catch them?" the interviewer asks.

"Sure," he replies, confused.

"Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back
into your belt like a gun?"

"Yes," he answered, with more confidence.

"If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you
down?"

"Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just
keep on working."

"In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have
six other people doing that now."





Posted by javahut on June 15, 2007, 9:05 am
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> A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio.
>
> "Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle
and
> catch them?" the interviewer asks.
>
> "Sure," he replies, confused.
>
> "Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back
> into your belt like a gun?"
>
> "Yes," he answered, with more confidence.
>
> "If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you
> down?"
>
> "Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just
> keep on working."
>
> "In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have
> six other people doing that now."



That is no joke!! That is the real deal! and they are all "artists" if you
ask them....



Posted by Chemo the Clown on June 15, 2007, 3:54 pm
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Yeah...them Canadians are a strange bunch. Funny of sorts but still
strange.

Moonraker wrote:
> A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio.
>
> "Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle and
> catch them?" the interviewer asks.
>
> "Sure," he replies, confused.
>
> "Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back
> into your belt like a gun?"
>
> "Yes," he answered, with more confidence.
>
> "If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you
> down?"
>
> "Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just
> keep on working."
>
> "In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have
> six other people doing that now."


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